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by **Crimey** Thu Apr 23, 2015 3:46 pm

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by **Beer** Wed Jul 22, 2015 10:12 am

It's over 3 weeks since Explosion.

I wonder if there has been live shows in between all this?

by **Marsh** Wed Jul 22, 2015 11:00 am

No as most of the roster have had to take out part time jobs to cover the lack of income from shows. Nay Bother was last seen working in ladbrokes and Chris Patrick's now helps out in an old folks gone teaching them how to return from the dead

by **Trevor Swann** Wed Jul 22, 2015 11:11 am

I heard Rasta was a pharmacist but then I don't think that is anything new.

by **Marsh** Wed Jul 22, 2015 11:22 am

Killers done ok for himself, he's currently in the midst of a successful one man show in the west end

by **Beer** Wed Jul 22, 2015 11:27 am

I heard a rumour they still had Hero on retainer. There's also the ongoing legal battle with River Ace, and TGA's long and expensive stint in rehab.

by **Marsh** Wed Jul 22, 2015 11:35 am

They're also paying for the kennels and upkeep of rover ace, it's developed quite an expensive taste

by **Beer** Wed Jul 22, 2015 11:37 am

He's nearly as famous as that dog that moans to his owner for food.

Did you know that Lucas Takeo and The Fanatic ended up getting married and have adopted a small Indonesian boy?

by **Trevor Swann** Wed Jul 22, 2015 11:50 am

Was it just a vicious rumour about Hobo winning the lottery and giving it all to some cult?

by **Beer** Wed Jul 22, 2015 11:52 am

Trevor Swann wrote:Was it just a vicious rumour about Hobo winning the lottery and giving it all to some cunt?

A bit harsh.

And yes, it was just a rumour.

by **Marsh** Wed Jul 22, 2015 11:53 am

I wasn't aware of that, how sweet! There always was an deep underlying sexual tension between them 2.

My only worry is that (rumour has it) takeo was signed up to the Ashley Madison adultery site. If it becomes public it could break both fanatics and little Nuruls hearts

by **Marsh** Wed Jul 22, 2015 11:54 am

Trevor Swann wrote:Was it just a vicious rumour about Hobo winning the lottery and giving it all to some cult?

I misread that at first and thought you'd wrote bill turnbulls favourite word Laugh

by **Beer** Wed Jul 22, 2015 11:56 am

It's quite a funny/slightly racist story.

They wanted to adopt and Fanatic insisted on Nurul because of his love of Indian food and wanting to learn more about the culture. Takeo didn't have the heart to tell him.

Cassius Zhi is now the Defence Against the Dark Arts professor at Harvard University.

by **Marsh** Wed Jul 22, 2015 11:59 am

As blue once said its a sad sad situation...and it is indeed getting more and more absurd. I'm pleased for Cassius, he's been through a lot

The Saints moved into after dinner speaking, he doesn't get many bookings

by **Beer** Wed Jul 22, 2015 12:01 pm

Marsh wrote:As blue once said its a sad sad situation...and it is indeed getting more and more absurd. I'm pleased for Cassius, he's been through a lot.

He has. He spent years trying to work out how Cedric Digory managed to become a vampire. Almost killed him. You know that's why he drank green tea? Helped him relax and focus.

Marsh wrote:The Saints moved into after dinner speaking, he doesn't get many bookings

by **Marsh** Wed Jul 22, 2015 12:08 pm

Beer wrote:
Marsh wrote:As blue once said its a sad sad situation...and it is indeed getting more and more absurd. I'm pleased for Cassius, he's been through a lot.

He has. He spent years trying to work out how Cedric Digory managed to become a vampire. Almost killed him. You know that's why he drank green tea? Helped him relax and focus.

That's always puzzled me as well to be fair. Like why was did snape try to take over the nakatomi plaza and how did he change from German to English? And then nobody ever brought it up. Some funny things went on at that schol

by **Beer** Wed Jul 22, 2015 12:12 pm

Marsh wrote:
Beer wrote:
Marsh wrote:As blue once said its a sad sad situation...and it is indeed getting more and more absurd. I'm pleased for Cassius, he's been through a lot.

He has. He spent years trying to work out how Cedric Digory managed to become a vampire. Almost killed him. You know that's why he drank green tea? Helped him relax and focus.

That's always puzzled me as well to be fair. Like why was did snape try to take over the nakatomi plaza and how did he change from German to English? And then nobody ever brought it up. Some funny things went on at that schol

That's my kind of thinking.

Like, why did nobody realise that Danny the Champion of the World's dad was actually related to Snape! All those years hiding out in an English Forest, pretending to be poor and faking his death when in fact he was a John McLane hating, luncatic nazi who loved tic-tacs and invented the game 'Simon Says'.

John McLane is a real person.

by **Marsh** Wed Jul 22, 2015 12:16 pm

Beer wrote:
Marsh wrote:
Beer wrote:
Marsh wrote:As blue once said its a sad sad situation...and it is indeed getting more and more absurd. I'm pleased for Cassius, he's been through a lot.

He has. He spent years trying to work out how Cedric Digory managed to become a vampire. Almost killed him. You know that's why he drank green tea? Helped him relax and focus.

That's always puzzled me as well to be fair. Like why was did snape try to take over the nakatomi plaza and how did he change from German to English? And then nobody ever brought it up. Some funny things went on at that schol

That's my kind of thinking.

Like, why did nobody realise that Danny the Champion of the World's dad was actually related to Snape! All those years hiding out in an English Forest, pretending to be poor and faking his death when in fact he was a John McLane hating, luncatic nazi who loved tic-tacs and invented the game 'Simon Says'.

John McLane is a real person.

It is bizarre, you'd have thought one of them would have had a telly and realised that one of the ghosts was basil fawlty but for some reason is now calling himself Nick or that wormtail was actually a plasterer from Birmingham who hung around with Jimmy nail. Ignorant bastards...it's no wonder voldemort kept getting in

by **Marky** Wed Jul 22, 2015 12:20 pm

What the fuck am I reading?

by **Beer** Wed Jul 22, 2015 12:31 pm

Marky wrote:What the fuck am I reading?

It's not quite as good as a PPV but it's better than a Max Adamson promo.

by **Trevor Swann** Wed Jul 22, 2015 12:32 pm

It's like bands reunited on VH1 this but with 6WF ~~stars~~ hangers on.

by **Beer** Wed Jul 22, 2015 12:36 pm

To be fair, neither you, Marsh or I are actually in 6WF, this is more like when the two old muppets appear and take the piss out of people.

by **Marky** Wed Jul 22, 2015 12:58 pm

Beer wrote:this is more like when the two old muppets appear and take the piss out of people.

Nail on head Wink

by **Trevor Swann** Wed Jul 22, 2015 1:08 pm

Marky wrote:
Beer wrote:this is more like when the two old muppets appear and take the piss out of people.
Nail on head

Stop hammer time.

by **Marsh** Wed Jul 22, 2015 1:31 pm

Beer wrote:To be fair, neither you, Marsh or I are actually in 6WF, this is more like when the two old muppets appear and take the piss out of people.

That could also describe the CoH face turn / reunion

by **Beer** Wed Jul 22, 2015 2:06 pm

Marsh wrote:
Beer wrote:To be fair, neither you, Marsh or I are actually in 6WF, this is more like when the two old muppets appear and take the piss out of people.
That could also describe the CoH face turn / reunion

Which will be set in a retirement home where we visit Hero, who has dementia.

by **Marsh** Wed Jul 22, 2015 2:14 pm

Beer wrote:
Marsh wrote:
Beer wrote:To be fair, neither you, Marsh or I are actually in 6WF, this is more like when the two old muppets appear and take the piss out of people.
That could also describe the CoH face turn / reunion

Which will be set in a retirement home where we visit Hero, who has dementia.

Didn't he always? I assumed that was why he referred to himself in the third person,so he kept reminding himself who he was and didn't forget his own name

by **Beer** Wed Jul 22, 2015 2:18 pm

Marsh wrote:
Beer wrote:
Marsh wrote:
Beer wrote:To be fair, neither you, Marsh or I are actually in 6WF, this is more like when the two old muppets appear and take the piss out of people.
That could also describe the CoH face turn / reunion

Which will be set in a retirement home where we visit Hero, who has dementia.
Didn't he always? I assumed that was why he referred to himself in the third person,so he kept reminding himself who he was and didn't forget his own name

I thought he was talking about you?! You were his Hero?

by **Marsh** Wed Jul 22, 2015 2:23 pm

Beer wrote:
Marsh wrote:
Beer wrote:
Marsh wrote:
Beer wrote:To be fair, neither you, Marsh or I are actually in 6WF, this is more like when the two old muppets appear and take the piss out of people.
That could also describe the CoH face turn / reunion

Which will be set in a retirement home where we visit Hero, who has dementia.
Didn't he always? I assumed that was why he referred to himself in the third person,so he kept reminding himself who he was and didn't forget his own name

I thought he was talking about you?! You were his Hero?

No you're thinking of vlad, he was always the favourite child. Although the Enrique song was written about me

by **Beer** Wed Jul 22, 2015 2:24 pm

Marsh wrote:
Beer wrote:
Marsh wrote:
Beer wrote:
Marsh wrote:
Beer wrote:To be fair, neither you, Marsh or I are actually in 6WF, this is more like when the two old muppets appear and take the piss out of people.
That could also describe the CoH face turn / reunion

Which will be set in a retirement home where we visit Hero, who has dementia.
Didn't he always? I assumed that was why he referred to himself in the third person,so he kept reminding himself who he was and didn't forget his own name

I thought he was talking about you?! You were his Hero?
No you're thinking of vlad, he was always the favourite child. Although the Enrique song was written about me

Could i have this kiss forever?

by **Marsh** Wed Jul 22, 2015 2:28 pm

Beer wrote:
Marsh wrote:
Beer wrote:
Marsh wrote:
Beer wrote:
Marsh wrote:
Beer wrote:To be fair, neither you, Marsh or I are actually in 6WF, this is more like when the two old muppets appear and take the piss out of people.
That could also describe the CoH face turn / reunion

Which will be set in a retirement home where we visit Hero, who has dementia.
Didn't he always? I assumed that was why he referred to himself in the third person,so he kept reminding himself who he was and didn't forget his own name

I thought he was talking about you?! You were his Hero?
No you're thinking of vlad, he was always the favourite child. Although the Enrique song was written about me

Could i have this kiss forever?

It'll take my breath away Embarassed

by **Beer** Wed Jul 22, 2015 2:29 pm

Marsh wrote:
Beer wrote:
Marsh wrote:
Beer wrote:
Marsh wrote:
Beer wrote:
Marsh wrote:
Beer wrote:To be fair, neither you, Marsh or I are actually in 6WF, this is more like when the two old muppets appear and take the piss out of people.
That could also describe the CoH face turn / reunion

Which will be set in a retirement home where we visit Hero, who has dementia.
Didn't he always? I assumed that was why he referred to himself in the third person,so he kept reminding himself who he was and didn't forget his own name

I thought he was talking about you?! You were his Hero?
No you're thinking of vlad, he was always the favourite child. Although the Enrique song was written about me

Could i have this kiss forever?
It'll take my breath away

Did he write that one? Sounds like a Tina Turner song.

by **Marsh** Wed Jul 22, 2015 2:32 pm

Beer wrote:
Marsh wrote:
Beer wrote:
Marsh wrote:
Beer wrote:
Marsh wrote:
Beer wrote:
Marsh wrote:
Beer wrote:To be fair, neither you, Marsh or I are actually in 6WF, this is more like when the two old muppets appear and take the piss out of people.
That could also describe the CoH face turn / reunion

Which will be set in a retirement home where we visit Hero, who has dementia.
Didn't he always? I assumed that was why he referred to himself in the third person,so he kept reminding himself who he was and didn't forget his own name

I thought he was talking about you?! You were his Hero?
No you're thinking of vlad, he was always the favourite child. Although the Enrique song was written about me

Could i have this kiss forever?
It'll take my breath away

Did he write that one? Sounds like a Tina Turner song.

I'm not sure, thinking about it I was only about 12 or 13 when it came out so it was a bit weird that he wrote it about me really

by **Beer** Wed Jul 22, 2015 2:34 pm

Marsh wrote:
Beer wrote:
Marsh wrote:
Beer wrote:
Marsh wrote:
Beer wrote:
Marsh wrote:
Beer wrote:
Marsh wrote:
Beer wrote:To be fair, neither you, Marsh or I are actually in 6WF, this is more like when the two old muppets appear and take the piss out of people.
That could also describe the CoH face turn / reunion

Which will be set in a retirement home where we visit Hero, who has dementia.
Didn't he always? I assumed that was why he referred to himself in the third person,so he kept reminding himself who he was and didn't forget his own name

I thought he was talking about you?! You were his Hero?
No you're thinking of vlad, he was always the favourite child. Although the Enrique song was written about me

Could i have this kiss forever?
It'll take my breath away

Did he write that one? Sounds like a Tina Turner song.
I'm not sure, thinking about it I was only about 12 or 13 when it came out so it was a bit weird that he wrote it about me really

Have you seen his Dad?

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Looks like a really shit Mickey Rooney waxwork.

by **Marsh** Wed Jul 22, 2015 2:38 pm

Beer wrote:
Marsh wrote:
Beer wrote:
Marsh wrote:
Beer wrote:
Marsh wrote:
Beer wrote:
Marsh wrote:
Beer wrote:
Marsh wrote:
Beer wrote:To be fair, neither you, Marsh or I are actually in 6WF, this is more like when the two old muppets appear and take the piss out of people.
That could also describe the CoH face turn / reunion

Which will be set in a retirement home where we visit Hero, who has dementia.
Didn't he always? I assumed that was why he referred to himself in the third person,so he kept reminding himself who he was and didn't forget his own name

I thought he was talking about you?! You were his Hero?
No you're thinking of vlad, he was always the favourite child. Although the Enrique song was written about me

Could i have this kiss forever?
It'll take my breath away

Did he write that one? Sounds like a Tina Turner song.
I'm not sure, thinking about it I was only about 12 or 13 when it came out so it was a bit weird that he wrote it about me really

Have you seen his Dad?

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Looks like a really shit Mickey Rooney waxwork.

He does

If I looked like that I go stand in Madame tussards at weekends and jump out at people for shits and giggles

by **Beer** Wed Jul 22, 2015 2:45 pm

Incidentally, Enrique's REAL Dad actually looks like a decent Mickey Rooney waxwork...

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Do you think, when Celebs decide to go in for surgery they have madcap demands...

Mick Rooney wrote:Alright mate, i wanna look like a cross between THE THING from Fantastic Four, Warf from Star Trek, and a boulder.

Luckily, Kim Basinger just hired someone to have all her surgery, who also asked to look like Mickey Rooney...

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by **Marsh** Wed Jul 22, 2015 3:15 pm

I reckon mickey Rooney's a preset for celebs wanting to have work done, they order a Rooney like you order a number 2 on the sides (I'm saying that like I know what haircut you get...you could mix it up for all I know). A Joan rivers is like a number 3.

by **Trevor Swann** Wed Jul 22, 2015 3:15 pm

I fear for the next Trash Talk sponsored by a number 2

by **Beer** Wed Jul 22, 2015 3:30 pm

You'd be better of going in with an old totem pole and saying you want to look like that than use the 'Rooney Rule'.

by **Marsh** Wed Jul 22, 2015 3:36 pm

You could try that, you'd still end up looking like Rooney though. That's how it works, they're building a whole army of them

by **Beer** Wed Jul 22, 2015 3:39 pm

Mickey, Adam, Wayne, John...

by **Trevor Swann** Wed Jul 22, 2015 3:51 pm

Sounds like the Spirit Squad....

Who cares about Taker v Lesnar for Summer Slam bring on the Rooneys v the spirit squad.

by **Beer** Wed Jul 22, 2015 4:32 pm

White, Methylated, Team, Smells Like Teen and Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron.

by **Dicey** Thu Jul 23, 2015 9:31 am

Morning groupies

by **Beer** Thu Jul 23, 2015 9:32 am

Who the fuck are you?

by **Dicey** Thu Jul 23, 2015 9:34 am

I'm your loverman

by **Beer** Thu Jul 23, 2015 9:35 am

Shabba?

by **Dicey** Thu Jul 23, 2015 9:37 am

Shaggy?

by **Beer** Thu Jul 23, 2015 9:40 am

Shaba Ranks was Mr. Loverman.

Shaggy was Mr. Bombastic.

Marky is a spastic.

by **Dicey** Thu Jul 23, 2015 10:05 am

I wouldn't mind being Elephantastic

by **Trevor Swann** Thu Jul 23, 2015 10:13 am

He's my barbie girl

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