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I thought of something witty but I am not going to say what as no fucker will read it!

Evening....PM for Demon.

Sorry lads....I had a job interview this arvo. I ace-d it though. Only problem is I might be too overly qualified. I think I bamboozled them a bit.

Not a poor reflection on them. Just a poor reflection on the wage i get at my current job!

#bigego

Yeah I know it sounds like that but seriously it isn't. Everything they asked for in the role I already do but to a much bigger scale. But, they are offering more money than my present company.

I jest!

Good on ya mate

I know you are kidding but reading that back I agreed with you! So had to justify it some what

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That's what happened to the girl at my school if anyone wants a read

FUCKING GET IN CISSE!!!!!!!

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That's what happened to the girl at my school if anyone wants a read

I heard a Mr Inwards got into trouble for falsely claiming he knew CPR.

Marky wrote:

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That's what happened to the girl at my school if anyone wants a read

I heard a Mr Inwards got into trouble for falsely claiming he knew CPR.

We did learn it in Year 5 actually. I can remember it sort of, but I wouldn't be confident I could actually do it properly! Get em on the side, open up the airwaves, breathe in twice, pump the chest.

Morning. I am all in red. funny......for money.

Olly wrote:

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That's what happened to the girl at my school if anyone wants a read

I heard a Mr Inwards got into trouble for falsely claiming he knew CPR.

We did learn it in Year 5 actually. I can remember it sort of, but I wouldn't be confident I could actually do it properly! Get em on the side, open up the airwaves, breathe in twice, pump the chest.

That's not CPR you rapist...

Twisty wrote:Morning. I am all in red. funny......for money.

My boss was talking about people wearing something red/humourous for Red Nose Day. I suggested his Arsenal shirt would tick both boxes

Marky wrote:

Twisty wrote:Morning. I am all in red. funny......for money.

My boss was talking about people wearing something red/humourous for Red Nose Day. I suggested his Arsenal shirt would tick both boxes

Funny that....people said the same about me wearing an Ebbsfleet shirt.

Morning my friends

Happy St Patrick's weekend

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morning

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

'tis very quiet

Yeah I know.

I might be sending a PM your way Demon, once I have spoken to Rich.

mmm very

OK.

I can't wait for the weekend
I haven't looked forward to a weekend so much in ages
Not even got anything planned

What are your plans?

Going to farming world with my other half to get chutney. God's honest truth.

it's a good plan

I'll pretend I like rugby tomorrow afternoon.

I'm job hunting tomorrow, and watching Norwich Sunday. With a promo and homework interwebbed

Well I admit I thought the show was today so I could have stopped writing like a mutha f and do the stuff over the weekend.

As it is I have a nice chilled out one planned with a few seggies.

Anyone seen our TAW champion?

I saw him on the Chatterbox the other evening - maybe Tues or Wed??

Anyone seen Toozethy?

He was around this morning.

Cool.

Have you seen anyone?

I've seen nobody of any importance.

Did you look in the mirror to do your hair then?

TwisTy I don't do my hair, it's short, don't need doing

Where is everyone?!

Demon we need you to post an angry post again.

Would not bother Demon. Lost cause. Survival is cancelled.

We need a question. As awesome as my one yesterday. Go Olly

Is Logan Kincade the most overrated superstar in 6WF, just cos he's got a few PPV wins?

I'm not doing another rallying call Ol
I tried

You can't rate Kincade because he is on a whole 'nother level. Hence being over-rated is impossible. You can't get higher.

NEXT!

See Olly, DO YOU NOT SEE?

How many times a week do you reckon Beer and TwisTy get it on?

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Usually of a monday but we keep in close contact during the week. Times are hard.

NEXT!

Why don't more people enter 6WF as a tag team, given that it is a short changed division which has a higher chance of winning a title and offers instant recognition, and also gives the opportunity to explore the dynamics of having two people to promo with?
Dopant Zero does it
The Consultancy does it
JJ did it with Soldiers of Fortune
Even Cassius did it

Maybe people think making 2 characters is too much at first?

Well the whole reason for The Consultancy is to try and lift the tag team division a bit. I was happy as Vortex only but it made sense when I had the Oko character in the locker.

Hopefully this division will grow when more teams enter. That is the plan. I would like to add a few gimmick matches in the mix for them and really make it stand out from the crowd.

Dopant Zero and The Consultancy (hopefully) are successful because it is one person promo-ing. I know it can be hard for two different characters to become a "team" unless they are on the same page. Parasite Killers did it but there was a reason for that. The original Consultancy stable never got off the ground because the other members wanted to concentrate on singles careers.

For this reason, I say the tag team division is the hardest to make work.

That's that conversation done then

I'm off to drink

Does 6WF need another title?

I think the tag team division is great, but you either come in with two characters which can be a bit weird as you're a bit ostracised from the rest of the roster because you can only compete in the tag team division.

Or, you team up with somebody, which I think can be great as you get to bounce off somebody else, have lots of back and forths, but the main issue is that a lot of the time the other partner just disappears and then you're left carrying the tag team.

I don't think 6WF needs another title, I think it would totally dilute the competition and it would definitely lead to stories which just have the title thrown in when they don't need them. If anything, 5 singles titles is arguably one too many for a roster of 30, but I can understand why it's needed because I think people feel a little demotivated if they don't win any kind of a title.

Hey Crimeth

You good?

Some storylines don't need titles. But sometimes people would like one to be involved like you say. There have been some great feuds recently that didn’t need a title. It is all about history and the story you tell in a promo.

I am a firm believer in that anyone can feud with anyone given the chance. I would hope we would recognise that more in the coming months to those that have really stepped up recently, regardless of where they have come from, who they have feuded against and whether they are old guard or new guard.

I think the tag team division could be better. Cable’s promos have helped it move along well. That is testament to him as a promo-er. It does need an injection however which we hope we are giving it.

I'd love another go as a tag team. I think in the early Dynasty days me and Crimey did a few joint promos that were mocking Trash TV's segments. Then as Prodigy working with Marky was really good, but if you're partnered with someone else you need to make sure they're active- which is where I think some tag teams struggle because someone always seems to disappear.

I'd agree with Crimey that 6wF doesn't need another singles title, 5 between this roster is already a lot and the best feuds recently haven't just been about the gold.

Yeah I'm alright Demon, just about to go to a lecture, then I've got an overnight tonight which is a bit shit, then I've possibly got one tomorrow as well if I can't shift it.

You?