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I can't think of anything witty to say either.

Livin la vida da chutney!

Like that one - that should be on a t-shirt.

Tooze - you also need to see a fit girl tucking into a twix

Guess I do demon
I have seen one sucking on an ice lolly though already to day does that count?

Chutney, Chutney Vision, Chutney Vision, Chutney, Chutney Vision!

To me, to you, to me, to you. Oh you idiot you dropped it!

I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Home made Chutney, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My new home made Chutney has just got to perform.
Now get it on!

I see you walkin', but all I can think about is
Home made Chutney! your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My new home made Chutney has just got to perform.
Now I've been set loose-ah,
I'm dicing some fruit-ah.
Right in your caboose.
Now fuckin' get it on!
Now get it on.
Get it on!

Home made Chutney, much better than Pickle
Home made Chutney. much better indeed,
And all you people here you're tremendous,
(Except the people in the back),
And you're jarring up a big ol jar of Chutney
With me, me and ED.
All right!
Oh yeah,
All right! Oh my God!
All the ladies in the house say yeah (yeah),
C'mon, you muthafucka say a prayer (prayer),
When ya fight, ya gotta fight fair,
You muthafucka, ho, you muthafucka,
You know what time it is?
Home Made Chutney time, you muthafucka, go!
Fuck yeah!
Yeah, yeah!

Quality

Is it wrong that I did a rocking head nod after the "Now get it on" line, even though I'm not hearing the music?

That's a great chutnification of a song

Chutney Zhi wrote:
That's a great chutnification of a song

Psychic spies from China try to steal your chutney
And little girls from Sweden dream of caremelised onion chutney
And if you want these kind of treats
It's Chutnification

Chutney-Fornication.

Ooosh.

Ha. Chutney.

Anyways. Show should be a cracker this week wouldn't you all say?

This may put me off for life.....

Chutney Funnel:

An anal passage into which foodstuffs may be inserted for the purpose of sexual pleasure.

"I saw Katrina last night. She asked me to pour milkshake in her chutney funnel but I respectfully declined."

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Now ed

We should call the bear Chutney. Like the Chucky doll in that horror movie.

If the bear was alive - that would be immense

Who says it isn't?

If 6WF went all twilight zone and had a spooky era

I think with the Saint title win, we are definitely in it!

Is it just you and I today?
Shall we start promoing again?

Chutney Zhi wrote: Is it just you and I today?
Shall we start promoing again?

Do you not remember what happened last time nobody else was around and you just started promoing with somebody else?

I'll remind you, it involved the ghost of Abraham Lincoln!

Good point Crimey.

Work it is!

Chutney Zhi wrote: Is it just you and I today?
Shall we start promoing again?

I don't mind. Shall I knock something up?

Nah - I'd best use my time writing the segment for the show.
Takes me an age.

Wise. I have two matches to write that I have just started on. Going to try and get ahead as I am having a night off tonight.

Lol at Bull earlier

Afternoon!

I have no idea how you write whole shows between you.
Like I said - my one segment takes an age, and that's me creatively done for the week I couldn't possibly force any more out

Alright Olly....resident in the area of the Black Shuck.

I have got it down to two matches and a segment a week Demon. Maybe more if and when required. Mat and Beer take the brunt of it match/segment wise. And then various people pick up a match here and there, which we very much appreciate.

Twisty wrote:Alright Olly....resident in the area of the Black Shuck.

What are you on about?

I'm watching QoS 1000th episode. Brilliant stuff

Go to school!

Norfolk....Black Shuck....legendary beast and title of my favourite song. Tooze knows all about it.

Chutney Zhi wrote:Go to school!

You're sounding more and more like Bull in your old age!

I'm done for the day. Quadruple English this morning. Pure bliss

In my day we had Quadruple English before breakfast

Chutney Zhi wrote:In my day we had Quadruple English before breakfast

That cereal from Kellog's never really caught on. Too wordy.

Twisty wrote:

Chutney Zhi wrote:In my day we had Quadruple English before breakfast

That cereal from Kellog's never really caught on. Too wordy.

True. When they discontinued it we just had Chutney instead

I asked my English class whether liked Chutney today.

Only 1 out of 9 did. Norwich should not be a target area Demon

It's all those extra fingers.

Olly, in all seriousness (and judging that it is Norfolk), do they actually know what Chutney is?

You need to spread some chutney love around then Olly
Go out on the weekend, pick up a really nice chutney, then take it in on Monday morning, with a quality cheddar, and then ask them if they like Chutney!

Twisty wrote:Olly, in all seriousness (and judging that it is Norfolk), do they actually know what Chutney is?

Yes. This was English Literature. Very educated.

I didn't ask my English Language class. Wouldn't have understood

Chutney Zhi wrote:You need to spread some chutney love around then Olly
Go out on the weekend, pick up a really nice chutney, then take it in on Monday morning, with a quality cheddar, and then ask them if they like Chutney!

Effort tho

Colbert likes Chutney.

Olly wrote:

Chutney Zhi wrote:You need to spread some chutney love around then Olly
Go out on the weekend, pick up a really nice chutney, then take it in on Monday morning, with a quality cheddar, and then ask them if they like Chutney!

Effort tho

You just have to go to a deli!

You can pick up a nice ham hock and a proper bottle of port whilst you are there

Ham Hock!

Anybody watch Top Gear on Sunday? Top quality.

I'm not getting Chutney for those bastards. I took in a Victoria Sponge and only 2 people liked it. Fuck em. That cost me a fiver

Watched it last night.

Who has changed their name to 'Chutney Bollock'??

Why are you plying school children with food? Are you practising for your calling in later life?

Well Uryu did train him up....

#headsgone

Judging by the profile, it is Dubs Beer

Twisty wrote:Why are you plying school children with food? Are you practising for your calling in later life?

It was the Christmas Bonanza/Party. We had an English based quiz and everything.

Olly wrote:

Twisty wrote:Why are you plying school children with food? Are you practising for your calling in later life?

It was the Christmas Bonanza/Party. We had an English based quiz and everything.

Back in my day we got mental on fizzy orange and played Guess Who? all day.

Twisty wrote:Judging by the profile, it is Dubs Beer

Cheers!