Trash Talk!

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Trash Talk is the place where all the 6wFers have the chance to talk about anything and everything (within reason!) but mainly just play Lemmings. It's also a place where newbies can enquire about entering the mad, mad world of 6WF.

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Mat
Beer

p.s Can we please keep all discussion about results(Both 6WF and WWE) within spoiler tabs on the day of the show and in the case of WWE, the day after, e.g Raw results in spoiler tabs on a Tuesday. Cheers lads.

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6NG Archive is all sorted

You're a star, thank you!

Whoah b1tches

The greatest Internet title reign of all time seems be missing off the list, lets talk about this.

No Worries Beer

Say what?

Either this homie is trippin major ballsack or the day JJ Johnson arrived on the map is missing off el list.

And you call yourselves professionals

From 6NG Ep 6



(Frank Horrigan opens a piece of folded paper with a poem written down in biro)

Cassius Zhi.
What can I say about thee?
A man who stands as tall as a tree.
As irritating as a flea.
He likes to drink Green Tea.
He floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee.
He is the Chinese Muhammad Ali.
Good at getting the one two three.
Regularly rejecting Miss Jessie.
Two time World Champion is he.
Men in white coats stop him being free.
If he ever grows a beard it should be a goatee.
If he ever starts singing he'll appear in Glee.
He's lucky he retired before facing me.
Cassius Zhi.

Well I was going to read back what I missed today, but can't be bothered....

Evening Folks

Evening DT

How goes it Mrs Tooze?

JJJohnson wrote:Either this homie is trippin major ballsack or the day JJ Johnson arrived on the map is missing off el list.

And you call yourselves professionals

Fuck!

Fo' real?

Not bad DT, Ordered tickets to see FUN. in february this afternoon so that will be good

Hows you?



Beer can we have a Scene Fades To Black Sign this week?

Bollocks! I did fricking miss it!

I ain't playing wit' you here homeboy. I was done scrolling on that history sectionado and my eyes nearly rolling up outta focus cos no mention o' the big dawg anywhere in sight, 'cept some loss to his Abercorn fool.

Straighten this out playa?

I'll start again tomorrow as i'm about to cry!

Surely there is some way of just inserting it

Fraid not!

And that's a Euphemism if ever i heard one.

Oooo Er!

Hehe

DEMONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

That's my name
Don't wear it out
Particularly the N
I'm very fond of the N

So what's up Amy and gang?

Anyone remember Maid Marian and her Merry Men? That was awesome

Robin Hood, Men in Tights.

That's a different thing Saint

Evening Sainty and Demon.

Apart from JJ ruining my evenings work and propositioning me its been ok!

It's a good film, that's what it is!

But it's not Maid Marian!!!

ALWAYS

Bezerker's first title reign is shit Real Dude didn't turn up so Saint just gave him the title

You're welcome!

Anyone watching Wilfred?

The Saint wrote:Robin Hood, Men in Tights.

I believe this may be relevant...

Spoiler:

I'm watching the new red dwarf at the moment

Maid Marion was the bbc kids programme wasn't it, it was quite funny that

Yeah. It had Tony Robinson in it as the Sheriff of Nottingham

I'm watching Celebrity Juice.

I'm gonna watch celeb juice at 11

Mat

Do you remember when I sent you the Cassius rap promo about Dr Shoe?

YES!

Ladies and Gents, I give you your 6WF Undisputed Champion:

Dr Shoe walks backstage and bumps into Cassius who is waiting for him.

Cassius : Ah Shoe. My gimmicky friend Shoe. You know... I quite enjoyed my John Cena gimmick earlier with Clarkey, so I thought I’d continue with some Thuganomics especially for you.

Cassius slumps his shoulders low and starts to rap badly

Dr Shoe keeps coming out
And running his mouth off
Why doesn’t he use his surgery skills
And cut his damn cock off

Then old Shoe here will be the
little girl he been acting like
Why you such a bitch?
Just because you can’t match us on the mic

Hear him crying about
some old-timer mafia
Well most those old guys stuck up for you
but now they be laughing at ya

This ain’t the Saint, Demon or Hero show
There’s room for everyone
And looking at your joker ass
These days they’ll let in anyone

Now I’m not gonna bury you with no Dragon’s Fury or Shockwave
I’m gonna treat you like the childish idiot you are and just tell you to behave

What happened yesterday was yesterday
It’s over, done
So why you out here again
Crying for your mum?

You used to be decent
I called you a friend
But I can’t take your games anymore
And can’t be arsed to pretend

And I’m done with this mic
So I’m calling 555-SHOE
It’s the supposed new guy vs the champ
Let’s see what you can do.

I’ve been waiting for this
‘Cos you and me we go way back
And I’m not gonna do jokes
About how your mountain is Brokeback

Nah I’m not gonna stand here
And call you a Homo
Because the biggest joke of all
Is that you’re name is....

I'm don't mean to sound a little racist, but why would you cast an all african cast for Julius Caeser in Norfolk?

I couldn't understand half of what they were saying!

YOU KEPT IT!
You beauty!!!

I was just thinking I wish I'd kept a copy

Just checked my old pm's on Teej's site and it was there in all it's beauty!

Who knows how many world titles you'd have by now if you'd kept that gimmick...

Demon that is absolutely amazing!!!!

Mat wrote:Ladies and Gents, I give you your 6WF Undisputed Champion:

Dr Shoe walks backstage and bumps into Cassius who is waiting for him.

Cassius : Ah Shoe. My gimmicky friend Shoe. You know... I quite enjoyed my John Cena gimmick earlier with Clarkey, so I thought I’d continue with some Thuganomics especially for you.

Cassius slumps his shoulders low and starts to rap badly

Dr Shoe keeps coming out
And running his mouth off
Why doesn’t he use his surgery skills
And cut his damn cock off

Then old Shoe here will be the
little girl he been acting like
Why you such a bitch?
Just because you can’t match us on the mic

Hear him crying about
some old-timer mafia
Well most those old guys stuck up for you
but now they be laughing at ya

This ain’t the Saint, Demon or Hero show
There’s room for everyone
And looking at your joker ass
These days they’ll let in anyone

Now I’m not gonna bury you with no Dragon’s Fury or Shockwave
I’m gonna treat you like the childish idiot you are and just tell you to behave

What happened yesterday was yesterday
It’s over, done
So why you out here again
Crying for your mum?

You used to be decent
I called you a friend
But I can’t take your games anymore
And can’t be arsed to pretend

And I’m done with this mic
So I’m calling 555-SHOE
It’s the supposed new guy vs the champ
Let’s see what you can do.

I’ve been waiting for this
‘Cos you and me we go way back
And I’m not gonna do jokes
About how your mountain is Brokeback

Nah I’m not gonna stand here
And call you a Homo
Because the biggest joke of all
Is that you’re name is....

That it is my favourite thing in the world ever [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Did anyone see the tattoo programme on channel 4 last night? That bloke with all the Miley Cyrus tattoo's had something seriously wrong with him

Going through the archives is brilliant! Back in 2010 Sainty was giving people grief about the booking. It's nice to know it's not just me and Mat!

Also get to read about JJ's first of what? 4? Retirements?

Morning

Morning Twist!